my boss: *giving me critical instructions* you got that?
me: ya
me (in my mind): you make a loop de loop and pull, and your shoes are looking cool :) you go over and back, left to righ
so what if cain murdered abel. maybe abel sucked.
my third eye has opened and its a googly eye

I can’t quite place my finger on the name for the feeling this conveys, but it is an extremely Big Mood
why don’t people claim to descend from the gods anymore? ignore one of your parents, claim a throne, become a hero. people are so boring nowadays.